•  parent walks into the room while i'm on tumblr
• me:  stares at google

• me:  wears pajamas
• me:  showers
• me:  changes into clean pajamas

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

princetabris:

I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness

condorn:

i love when people shut the fuck up

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

johannabells:

i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing