so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
- me: reads books
- me: spends money on books
- me: talks about books
- me: laughs about books
- me: cries about books
- me: thinks about books
- me: sniffs books
- me: touches books
- me: sleeps with books
- me: writes about books
- me: blogs about books
- me: books
can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please
- me at the zoo: where are the dragons
- me: *goes into the living room*
- family: wow you actually came out of your room
- me: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
- me: oh fuck it
- me: *adds black and white gradient*
how to get girls to like you:
1. wear leather pants
2. dye your hair a two tone color of black and blonde
3. if you don’t look good in leather pants, ignore step 2 and wear jeans and a ratty tanktop instead